Orent has got some 'splainin' to do!

So me and Max just got home from being gone all afternoon. We walked in the door, set the groceries down, and noticed a large yellow furball walking down the steep loft stairs to greet us. "ORENT! What are you doing out of your crate?" we say as he looks at us, slightly perplexed.

When we finished laughing at how funny the whole situation was, we went to investigate. No idea how long he was out, but it appears he busted out of his crate b/c the side "door" wasn't properly latched.

While out, he:

• destroyed one cat toy (her favorite!)
• chewed a tube of all-natural sunscreen
• peed* upstairs in the loft (where he is NOT allowed and has never been to)
• removed one jacket belt from the jacket and carried it a few feet before depositing it in front of the wine bottles (have we mentioned that our dog has an uncanny attraction to alcohol?)

But otherwise, he managed to do very little harm. He did not eat the cat food. He did not destroy any clothes scattered around the bedroom. He did not overturn any garbage cans. He did not remove anything from the counters or bed. He did not get into his food. He was a very well behaved dog, especially in the rooms he's had free reign of.

But still, he's got some 'splainin' to do!

*Maybe the cat framed him, but we doubt it.